toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

santa:

bandoge:

why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

clacl:

if i  like you and you like someone else then wtf? ? ? ? ?

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses: No.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

sorry i couldnt do my homework last night i was up all night to get lucky

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself